🍄 Our holistic approach to software development
ensures every aspect of your project is handled
with expertise and speed.
Here’s what we do:
✅ Show you real projects we built – No vaporware, no smoke and mirrors - just working products.
✅ Cut the fluff – if something is dumb, we’ll tell you before you waste money.
✅ Ship fast – Because waiting six months to test an idea is stupid.
🍄 Your project is a hot mess, isn’t it?
Don’t worry. We’ve seen things that would make a grown dev cry.
Just like mushrooms heal the soul, we act as tech shamans - healing your project and bringing it back to life.
✅ We find the problem FAST – No "assessments" that take six weeks.
✅ We cut out the bloated bullshit – All that fancy shit nobody uses? Gone.
✅ We get it back on track – Smooth, stable, and ready to grow.
If your app is currently slower than a fax machine
and about as useful as a VHS rental card, let’s fix that.
🍄 We design architecture that actually holds up,
so you’re not rebuilding from scratch every six months.
Here’s how:
✅ Scalability – Built to handle real users, not just a PowerPoint demo.
✅ Performance – Optimized from day one, so your app doesn’t lag like it’s running on a potato.
✅ Security – Because "we’ll fix it later" usually means "after the breach."
Your project becomes a reliable, high-performing system, ready to grow with your business.
Let’s be real: startups waste money faster than a crackhead with a casino voucher.
You don’t need:
❌ A $200K dev team before you even launch
❌ A bloated AI integration “because investors love AI”
❌ Five pivots before you’ve made a dollar
Most dev teams will happily waste your money, overcomplicating things just to justify their bloated invoices.
Not us.
Explore our portfolio of successful projects - a testament to our expertise and commitment to quality. We deliver solutions that exceed expectations, focusing on your unique needs.
BootyLedger
Yo ho ho, BootyLedger is here to handle your cash, Keeping your assets in check, no need to worry or dash. With market prices real-time, you'll be on top of the game, Our pirate-libertarian style will make you shout our name!
Model:
SaaS
Launch:
2023
Freemium:
Yes
Mobile App:
No
Technologies:
Application:
BootyLedger is a Real and Digital Assets Manager that pools all data about your assets, expenses, income and returns real-time information based on current market prices.
Constream
What's up, construction cats and kittens? If you're tired of managing your construction projects like it's still the Stone Age, you need Constream. Their platform is straight out of the cyberpunk world of the 22nd century - we're talking neon lights, holograms, and all that futuristic jazz. Constream is the future of construction project management, baby!
Model:
SaaS
Launch:
2024
Freemium:
Yes
Mobile App:
No
Technologies:
Application:
Their goal is to leverage the power of decentralization and fragmentation to create a smarter, more efficient construction industry and re-assemble all pieces into synergy.
TaxiManager
Yo, you got taxes? Don't trip, we got you covered with Taximanager, It's the slickest ride for every taxi and private hire, You'll know your profit, no need to cry or toil, With a few taps on the app, we'll take care of the spoil.
Model:
SaaS
Launch:
2015
Freemium:
Yes
Mobile App:
No
Technologies:
Application:
A simple solution for private hire driver or taxi driver accountancy. With the Taximanager web APP You make frequent, but small and simple entries, making life easier when you come to the end of the tax launch.
AlvaSync
Hey there, you lazy couch potatoes! Ready to meet your new partner in crime? Say hello to AlvaSync – the ultimate sidekick for slacker households everywhere. Sick of dragging your sorry butt to the store every damn week? AlvaSync's got your back, handling all your boring-ass shopping like a pro. From restocking the fridge with your favorite brews to snagging those gotta-have snacks, AlvaSync's on it faster than you can say "lazy Sunday." So why waste another minute? Let AlvaSync do the dirty work while you kick back and soak up the good life.
Model:
SaaS
Launch:
2024
Freemium:
Yes
Mobile App:
Yes
Technologies:
Application:
-
BitFetish
Step right up to BitFetish, where we keep it anonymous and wild, Sign up for fetish parties with blockchain, you'll feel like a child, No more worries about prying eyes or judgmental folks, Just let your freak flag fly, it's time to shed those cloaks.
Model:
SaaS
Launch:
2024
Freemium:
Yes
Mobile App:
Yes
Technologies:
Application:
A blockchain-based solution for anonymous sign-up for fetish and lust parties involves leveraging the capabilities of blockchain technology to ensure privacy, security, and anonymity in the registration process.
Mieszek
Yo, yo, it's Mieszek, here to solve your landlord-tenant strife, No more fighting or bickering, we'll help you get on with life, From late rent to repairs, we'll keep your properties in line, With Mieszek on your side, everything will be just fine.
Model:
SaaS
Launch:
2024
Freemium:
Yes
Mobile App:
No
Technologies:
Application:
-
StayAlive
What's kickin', geriatric gangstas? Fed up with worrying about your golden oldies when you're miles away? Enter StayAlive, the digital guardian angel straight outta the sci-fi playbook. Picture this: slick interfaces, flashy alerts, and a vibe that screams "futuristic family frenzy." StayAlive ain't just an app – it's your lifeline to sanity in the chaos of elder care. So strap in, 'cause we're about to rock your socks off with some next-level senior surveillance. StayAlive, where tech meets TLC.
Model:
SaaS
Launch:
2024
Freemium:
Yes
Mobile App:
Yes
Technologies:
Application:
-
BootyLedger
Yo ho ho, BootyLedger is here to handle your cash, Keeping your assets in check, no need to worry or dash. With market prices real-time, you'll be on top of the game, Our pirate-libertarian style will make you shout our name!
Model:
SaaS
Launch:
2023
Freemium:
Yes
Mobile App:
No
Technologies:
Application:
BootyLedger is a Real and Digital Assets Manager that pools all data about your assets, expenses, income and returns real-time information based on current market prices.
Constream
What's up, construction cats and kittens? If you're tired of managing your construction projects like it's still the Stone Age, you need Constream. Their platform is straight out of the cyberpunk world of the 22nd century - we're talking neon lights, holograms, and all that futuristic jazz. Constream is the future of construction project management, baby!
Model:
SaaS
Launch:
2024
Freemium:
Yes
Mobile App:
No
Technologies:
Application:
Their goal is to leverage the power of decentralization and fragmentation to create a smarter, more efficient construction industry and re-assemble all pieces into synergy.
TaxiManager
Yo, you got taxes? Don't trip, we got you covered with Taximanager, It's the slickest ride for every taxi and private hire, You'll know your profit, no need to cry or toil, With a few taps on the app, we'll take care of the spoil.
Model:
SaaS
Launch:
2015
Freemium:
Yes
Mobile App:
No
Technologies:
Application:
A simple solution for private hire driver or taxi driver accountancy. With the Taximanager web APP You make frequent, but small and simple entries, making life easier when you come to the end of the tax launch.
AlvaSync
Hey there, you lazy couch potatoes! Ready to meet your new partner in crime? Say hello to AlvaSync – the ultimate sidekick for slacker households everywhere. Sick of dragging your sorry butt to the store every damn week? AlvaSync's got your back, handling all your boring-ass shopping like a pro. From restocking the fridge with your favorite brews to snagging those gotta-have snacks, AlvaSync's on it faster than you can say "lazy Sunday." So why waste another minute? Let AlvaSync do the dirty work while you kick back and soak up the good life.
Model:
SaaS
Launch:
2024
Freemium:
Yes
Mobile App:
Yes
Technologies:
Application:
-
BitFetish
Step right up to BitFetish, where we keep it anonymous and wild, Sign up for fetish parties with blockchain, you'll feel like a child, No more worries about prying eyes or judgmental folks, Just let your freak flag fly, it's time to shed those cloaks.
Model:
SaaS
Launch:
2024
Freemium:
Yes
Mobile App:
Yes
Technologies:
Application:
A blockchain-based solution for anonymous sign-up for fetish and lust parties involves leveraging the capabilities of blockchain technology to ensure privacy, security, and anonymity in the registration process.
Mieszek
Yo, yo, it's Mieszek, here to solve your landlord-tenant strife, No more fighting or bickering, we'll help you get on with life, From late rent to repairs, we'll keep your properties in line, With Mieszek on your side, everything will be just fine.
Model:
SaaS
Launch:
2024
Freemium:
Yes
Mobile App:
No
Technologies:
Application:
-
StayAlive
What's kickin', geriatric gangstas? Fed up with worrying about your golden oldies when you're miles away? Enter StayAlive, the digital guardian angel straight outta the sci-fi playbook. Picture this: slick interfaces, flashy alerts, and a vibe that screams "futuristic family frenzy." StayAlive ain't just an app – it's your lifeline to sanity in the chaos of elder care. So strap in, 'cause we're about to rock your socks off with some next-level senior surveillance. StayAlive, where tech meets TLC.
Model:
SaaS
Launch:
2024
Freemium:
Yes
Mobile App:
Yes
Technologies:
Application:
-
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